#45

teacher: teacher nak pinjam 1 kereta awk boleh tak.. nanti kat rumah teacher nak main..
student: ok boleh.. teacher nak pinjam yang mane?
teacher nak pinjam yang paling laju.. yang paling power..
student: ok.. kejap saya nak bagi dia lumba tengok yang mana paling laju (amik 2 kereta and bagi lumba) ha.. kereta ni paling laju teacher.. nah.. (sambil bagi dekat teacher 1 kereta)
teacher: ok.. thank you.. nanti esok teacher bagi balik k.. teacher nak main kat rumah malam ni
student: ok teacher.. esok jangan lupa bawa k..

#44

student: teacher, saya ada benda nak cerita dekat teacher..
teacher: aah ape dia??
student: tengok ni teacher.. (sambil tunjuk dkt badan ada satu titik)
teacher: apa ni?? (sambil cuba korek bintik tu.. and bintik tu pon berjaya di korek)
student: tu ada nyamuk sengat semalam??
teacher: nyamuk sengat?? (wow kosa kata yang bagus.. dari mane dia tau perkataan sengat ni??)
student: aah.. nyamuk yang kecik.. baby dia
teacher: macam mana nak tau tu nyamuk kecik??
student: kalau tu nyamuk besar mesti dia dh melekat kat bdn saya.. nanti nak tarik nyamuk tu pon susah..
teacher: oo..

#43

teacher n student are looking at d progress of d green bean experiment.. (dah seminggu tanam)

teacher: macam tak jadi la kan experiment ni..
student: aah.. teacher kena guna kacang yang lagi besar kot.. macam kacang pies tu ke..
teacher: iye?
student: aah macam game smurf yang saya main kat ipad tu.. tanam je lps tu boleh petik dah..
teacher: ooo (ok fine, teacher tak de ipad)

#42

‎1 student telah mewarnakan semua kuku kaki dengan warna biru..

teacher: kuku tu kenapa??
student: saya sejuk teacher
teacher: ??!!! kalau sejuk kena warna biru ke??
student: (angguk kan kepala)
teacher: kalau tak sejuk??
student: kena warna merah..
teacher: ??!!! ok esok tak nak dah macam ni ok..

#41

student: teacher, dekat situ ade semut tadi..
teacher: dah halau ke??
student: aah dah.. dia datang sbb teacher bawa cupcake..
teacher: aah kan.. halau guna apa tadi??
student: guna kereta
teacher: hah??!! awak langgar dia??
student: aah.. tapi yang atok dia saya tak langgar la..
teacher: atok dia?? macam mana nak tau tu atok dia??
student: yela atok dia kan jalan perlahan2.. saya tk langgar la atok dia.. langgar yang jahat je??
teacher: macam mana nak tau yang tu semut jahat??
student: bila dia kumpul ramai2 tu semut jahat la..
teacher: ooo..

#40

teacher: (start to count the water tumbler) 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11.. where is the other water tumbler???
student: teacher, hari ni saya kene bawa balik tuala sbb nak balik kampung..
teacher: (apa kaitan water tumbler and tuala???) ok.. monday nnt jangan lupa bawa water tumbler k.. (tumbler and tuala sound alike ke???)

#39

student: teacher, beg sy kene baring
teacher:??!!! kenapa pulak??
student: sbb dia ada tayar
teacher: ??!! kt rumah dia boleh baring, tp kt sekolah kene letak mcm kawan2 yang lain k...

cars 1 and cars 2

#38

student: teacher tk de baju lain ke?? (glups.. omg!!! sbb asyik rotate 5 baju je every week)
teacher: awk tu tk de baju lain ke? tiap2 hari pakai baju tu je.. (referring to her uniform)
student: (sengih macam kerang busuk tanpa berkata apa2)

#37

student: teacher, beg dia mcm sy tp lain sikit..
teacher: iye? ape yang lain nye? (nmpk mcm same je dua2 beg tu)
student: beg dia "cars 2" beg sy "cars 1"
teacher: oo.. apa yang lain nye beg "cars 1" and "cars 2"???
student: yang beg "cars 2" tu ade spoiler
teacher: ooo (spoiler tu ape?? aiyyo dh besar nnt boleh bukak kedai jual kereta ni)

#36

few weeks ago.. 


teacher: today we r going to learn about our brain.. bla2.. bla2..
student: teacher, sy suka mkn otak2..
teacher: ??!! ok..

Terima Kasih Guruku

#35

time minum petang..

teacher: aik kenapa pakai tudung?? (saje nk dgr reaction student)
student: saya nk tutup aurat macam teacher.. (bagus la tu dr kecik dh sedar..)
but she is damn cute.. pakai tudung dgn bj sleeveless and seluar sampai lutut.. teacher senyum je la kn..

#34

time mandi..

teacher: mana sabun awk?
student: mak saya kate nk jimat duit la teacher..
teacher: nk jimat duit? so awk guna sabun siapa tu??
student: sabun kawan..
teacher: mak dia pon nak jimat duit jugak.. blk ni kene beli sabun k.. semua org pon nk jimat duit jugak..
student: ok teacher..

#33

time art n craft... today using the water color (habis mercik color2 tu kat tudung white teacher)

teacher: ala.. habis kene tudung putih teacher..
student 1: tk pe teacher, nnt saya beli tudung baru kat teacher k
student 2: tk pe nnt sy bawa blk basuh utk teacher..
teacher: (if betol2 best jugak kn.. =)

#32

student: teacher, teacher cantik mcm Cinderella la..
teacher: ??!! kenape pulak??
student: ye la sbb teacher pakai tudung..
teacher: if teacher tak pakai tudung?
student: teacher cantik je.. tapi tk mcm Cinderella..
teacher: ?????!!!!

#31

student: teacher, sy ade 1 soalan la utk teacher.
teacher: ape dia??
student: kenapa org besar bawa beg duit bl pergi kerje??
teacher: ??!! yela, nnt nak simpan duit ke, ic ke, lesen nk bw kereta kn.. semua kene simpan dlm beg duit la..
student: tk payah la bw duit, keluar kan la duit kat bank kalau nk guna..
teacher: ??!! ok..

teacher tim..

#30

student: teacher, tolong tutup kn botol air saya, nnt masuk angin tk sedap la
teacher: ???!!! ok (aik, air masak pon boleh masuk angin?!)

#29

today buat origami frog..

teacher : ok nnt balik semua kene fikir name utk frog masing2 k..
student 1: teacher, frog saya name Lightning McQueen
teacher: ??!! ok..
student 2: teacher, name frog saya amira..
teacher: (ok.. name dia bukan amira and dlm kelas tu ade budak name amira) tk boleh name org.. cari name lain k..

#28

student A: awk.. awk.. awk..
student B: (buat tk dgr je)
teacher: awk tk dgr ke kwn pggl??
student B: sy tk dgr la teacher sbb sy pakai tudung..
teacher: (ok fine..)

#27

student: teacher, kite pelik la..
teacher: kenapa??
student: name teacher kn fatima, nape pggl teacher tima??
teacher: ??!! ok.. awk pggl teacher, teacher fatima k..
student: (garu2 kepala).. ok

#26

today buat origami fish..

teacher: ok now, semua kene bg name utk fish tu k..
student 1: mimi
student 2: kiki
student 3: koko
student 4: lina
student 5: nina
student 6: amy
student 7: aman
student 8: ??!!!! (blurr)
student 9: kembong
student 10: nini
student 11: putih

#25

dlm kelas, tgh buat work book..

student 1: kelas kau mariah..
student 2: ?!!
teacher: ??!!!! dlm kelas tk nk ckp mcm tu k..

#24

student with a long hair + tk ikat rambut..
teacher: kenapa tk ikat rambut? terlupa ke??
student: tk la, bukan lupa, mama saya nak guna la getah rambut tu..
teacher: ??!! ok.. esok ikat rambut k

#23

student: teacher, esok sy tk dtg sekolah
teacher: kenapa?
student: esok sy outstation..
teacher: ???!!! outstation? kat mane?
student: kat tempat jauh sgt..

#22

kt lua tgh hujan:

student: (tgh pegang bekal yg ade nugget) teacher, kalau nugget sy kene hujan, nnt dia jadi lemah..
teacher: (tersenyum dlm hati.. mayb he mean nnt nugget tu jd lemau/ basah kot)

#21

teacher tgh pegang phone..

student baru: awk dapat dari mane tu?? (sambil tunjuk dekat phone)
teacher: ??!!!

#20

time mkn cake..

student: teacher, saya kene makan ape yg sy suka mkn je. kalau sy makan ape yg sy tk suka, nnt sy muntah..
teacher: (dlm hati: ewah2.. pandai ye cakap)

#19

today, art n craft buat octopus..

student: teacher, octopus saya suka pakai make up..
teacher: ??!!! ok

It's A Small World - Children Song

#18

teacher: hari ni awak blk dgn teacher k..
student: ala tk nak.. kite sakit perut hari ni teacher
teacher: tk pe la, kt rumah teacher pon ade ubat
student: tapi kite tak bawa baju teacher
teacher: tk pe nnt kite beli dkt alamanda ptg ni k
student: selipar pon?
teacher: aah nnt selipar pon kite beli ok..
(tk lame lps tu, menitik dh air mata.. hehehe am i that cruel??!! hahah (gelak jahat dlm hati)
teacher: ok dh tk mau nangis, nnt blk rumah mummy n abi ok..
student: ok..

#17

student: teacher, sy suka makan dorayaki..
teacher: dorayaki?? (macam pernah dgr.. tapi kat mane ye)
student: teacher tau ke ape?
teacher: aaa.. (sambil buat2 pikir)
student: ala yg doremon suka mkn tu..
teacher: owh ok.. (fine.. dh lame tk tgk citer doremon)

raya with the kids..

#16

student: teacher, kepala saya gatal la.. byk sgt kutu
teacher: iye?! meh sini teacher tgk.. tak de pon
student: iye ayah sy kate ade byk kutu
teacher: ok blk ni jgn lupa syampoo rambut k
student: ayah sy kate kene guna syampoo kutu..
teacher: ok nnt guna syampoo kutu k.. (ttbe kepala teacher rasa sgt gatal.. seram ok)

#15

student 1: pondan tu kalau lelaki nk jadi perempuan
student 2: kalau perempuan nak jadi lelaki name dia danpon
teacher: ??!!

#14

after 1 hour.. (2 org student baru dtg)

teacher: kenapa dtg lambat hari ni??
student 1: mama sy lupa nk salam dgn papa sy..
student 2: atuk sy sakit perut
teacher: ???!!

#13

teacher: ok, nnt blk kampong semua kene tolong atok n nenek k..
student: teacher, atok sy jalan guna tongkat
teacher: iye? ok, nnt tolong la pimpin tgn atok ke..
student: pastu nnt sy nk bg skate board kt atok sy..
teacher: ???!!! (is this suppose to be a joke??)

#12

student: teacher, kalau kite puase hari ni nnt ayah kite nak beli kan mercun..
teacher: hah??!! nak beli mercun??
student: aah mercun pop pop..
teacher: owh.. ok.. (sampai ke ptg budak 4 thn ni tk mkn pape ye)

#11

teacher: bila dah besar nnt nk jadi ape??
student 1: aaa..
student 2: sy nak jadi princess
student 3: sy pon nak jadi princess
student 4: sy nak jadi power rangers
student 5: sy nk jadi cikgu
student 6: sy nak jadi doktor
student 7: sy nak jadi barbie.. bl dah besar nnt teacher nak jadi ape??
teacher: ??!!!! (nasib baik lagi 3 org tak dtg)

#10

student: teacher suka mkn kicap ke?
teacher: tak la.. kenapa??
student: muka teacher macam gelap la.. ingat kan teacher suka makan kicap
teacher: gelap sgt ke??
student: aah..

#9

student: teacher, mama saya suruh amik gamba dgn teacher. if tak amik gamba dgn teacher nnt mama saya marah..
teacher: ???!!!

#8

teacher: apa maksud Merdeka tu??
student: 1 Malaysia
teacher: ????!!!

#7

student: teacher, kenapa gigi teacher yg kat depan tu besar??
teacher: ???!!!! gigi awk pon yg kt depan tu besar.. gigi semua org pon yg kt depan tu besar... (gigi korang pon besar kn yg kat depan tu.. cube cek)

drawing for teacher

i get this as a present on my 1st day as a teacher..

#6

student: teacher, saya ade 3 kucing.. tumbelina, snow white and baby black
teacher: iye??!!
student: snow white tu jantan.. baby black tu betina..
teacher: tumbelina tu jantan ke betina?
student: tak tau la.. dia dah mati
teacher: ???!!! owh ok..

#5

Teacher: cantik lah tudung ni. Beli dekat mane?
Student: dekat alamanda. Mama yg beli
Teacher: teacher pon nak beli lah. Dekat kedai yg mana?
Student: tak tau la. Ala teacher color la tudung teacher nnt jadi la warna ni
Teacher: ??!!!

#4

Time tgh smyg zuhur, rakaat ke2. 


Student: teacher, amira kate dia tak sayang sy.. 
Teacher: ???!! Time smyg tak boleh cakap k..

#3

student A (6 thn): awk, nak pinjam sikat
student B (5 thn): ayah kite kate ni utk budak 5 thn je..

#2

‎on my 3rd day..

lepas ajar nombor arabic 1 - 4..
teacher: khomsatun... five
student: macam dalam arabic la..
teacher: ??!!! mmg la ni dalam arabic..

#1

on my ‎1st day as a kindergarten teacher..

student: kenapa teacher gelap?
teacher: ??!!! teacher mandi pantai la..